Monthly Archives: August 2018

Pecker Puts President in a Pickle

You can’t help but think you reap what you sow here. Pecker Pickle  If you are a practicing incorrigible and surround yourself with people who are competitively unscrupulous, you are likely to get your ass in a jam.  It was just a matter of time before the shit really hit the fan.  And we have hardly had a glimpse of what Mueller is turning up.  It seems unlikely that state prosecutors won’t extract more salacious information about Trump from Pecker and what was stored in the Enquirer’s secret safe.  For one thing, one of those smarmy characters Trump palled around with is  American financier Jeffrey Epstein, recognized more as a registered sex offender than as a philanthropist.  What fertile fodder for the Enquirer.  Jeffrey Epstein

So there’s that.  Then there are all the guys with connections to Russia and its former satellites- Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Carter Page, Michael Flynn. Felix Sater.  Don’t forget all the shady fringe political figures- Roger Stone, Sebastian Gorka, Steve Bannon, and the late Roy Cohn.  And of course there’s his notorious fixer Michael Cohen, who has revealed that yes, as Donald Trump so adamantly complained, the fix was in on the 2016 presidential election, but it was Donald Trump himself who contributed to the fix.

When Trump was in the business of constructing buildings, it was common practice for him to award contracts to firms with connections to organized crime. The Russian mob is intertwined in many of his commercial developments.  And look at his cabinet.  Price and Pruitt were forced out because of ethics and corruption violations.  Commerce Secretary Ross shorted stock and used pending news of his own dubious investments as an opportunity for insider trading. A cloud of suspicion surrounds  Interior Secretary Zinke and his “foundation” that is run by his wife and is playing a key role in real estate deals whose companies stand to benefit from Interior department decisions to open public lands to oil exploration. Education Secretary DeVos is basically running a corruption racket, awarding student loan debt collection to a firm she is heavily invested in.

And of course there might not be any person on earth more corrupt than the president himself.  Just the tip of the iceberg  are egregious emoluments clause violations going on on a daily basis that congress refuses to do anything about.  I can’t imagine Pecker not having at least a few revealing stories to tell.

I understand most of the dynamics of the 2016 presidential election.  For many what they saw was choosing the lesser of two evils.  Staunch Trump supporters are presently entrenched    They will vote to protect him and his program because they believe they are protecting themselves.  But look around.  If this president is providing protection for your engrained bigotry, or you are a true believer that disruption and chaos are just the thing the country needs, no doubt your mind will not be changed.  But any single-issue voters out there, especially pro-life or second amendment supporters, please give serious thought about wiping the slate clean.  Protect your beliefs, just don’t put your faith in a despicable man who’s loyalty is only to himself and is slowly undermining the very institutions that serve to protect all of us.

Now Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg, like Pecker, is providing information with immunity protection.  This is the beginning of path through the money trail, and as many have predicted, it is probably what leads to the end of this presidency.  Resigning might at least save Trump from some embarrassment, but it would definitely save the country from dysfunction and discord that is only going to get worse if he doesn’t.  if a person picks a peck of profiteering peckers for protection, that particular person will probably end up in a pickle.

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Rudy Giuliani Confident He Will Have Serial Killer Released in 30 Days

Rudy Giuliani, newly appointed defense attorney for infamous serial killer David Berkowitz, told Fox News reporter Jason “Fig” Newton he will have the Berkowitz convictions overturned in 30 days.  Known more widely as “Son of Sam,” Berkowitz admitted to killing six people in New York City in the mid 1970’s and is serving six consecutive life sentences for the crimes.  When asked what kind of exculpatory evidence he has to present,  Mr. Giuliani said he was certain his “facts are in the eye of the beholder” defense was a “slam dunk”.  Behold the eyes of Rudy Giuliani  “The guy got a raw deal.” Giuliani stated.  “Sure he said he committed those murders, but at first, right when he got caught, I bet he said he did not commit those murders.  So which story are you going to believe?  And there are a lot of other people out there that if you asked them if they shot any of these victims, they’ll tell you no.   So, you round up 50 people, and they all tell you they never shot anyone?  If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.  50 people in the United States of American and not one of them ever shot anybody?   Come on!   Who are you going to believe?  Who are you really going to believe?”

Speaking from his prison cell during a short interview with Fox’s Newton, Berkowitz said he was ecstatic to have Mr. Giuliani in his corner.  “I have to say I’m a bit dumbfounded, but I guess that’s how the law works nowadays.  I mean Mr. Giuliani would know, right?  Believe me if this works out I have more than a dozen referrals living in this very building I can hand off to Rudy.”

 

Maybe you might enjoy reading Brainwashed if you have nothing better to do, and if you are reading this it appears that is the case.

Brainwashed- Better than the Alternative?

Let’s face it.  The national polarization created by Trump is something you could say we have not seen since the U.S. Civil War.  Discussions involving  opposing viewpoints are exercises in futility, and when they do occur, they very often become alarmingly incendiary.  How can one man create such a furor?  The allure of Trumpism is something that is difficult for me to get my head around. Having said that,  I like to think I am educated and empathic enough to at least listen to someone who feels differently than I do.  And  I understand how parts of Trump’s campaign messaging resonated with his voters.  I was not enthralled with any of our 2016 presidential candidates.  I could see how people were more than willing to take a chance with a left field candidate.

Yes, I get that.  But what I can’t figure out is the mind set of people attending a typical Trump political rally.  Honest to god  a Trump rally for me is the equivalent of watching a troop of squatting monkeys perform a shit-flinging show.   I don’t waste my time watching any of them on television, but it’s difficult to escape all the snippets  the national news programs present.  If you are like me you just can’t help focusing on the people lined up behind Trump at one of these things.  Admittedly there are always a few that look like they might be riding the distal point of a bad meth trip, but heck, take a photo of a large group of the people I hang out with and to a casual observer one or two of them would probably look out of sorts also.  But the majority standing there cheering on the president seem perfectly normal to me.  That is until once again something  unforgivingly stupid spills out of his mouth.  Then the normal people just vanish.  They were there, but then they’re gone.

To prove my point, I need only refer to the comment Trump made in Tampa about purchasing groceries.  He emphatically stated if you intend to leave the supermarket with all those items you have piled up in your shopping cart, you damn well better show ID.  The statement is so blatantly incorrect and shows such a complete disconnect from the very people standing behind him that you would think there would be at least a smattering of people with quizzical expressions on their faces.  If my wife and I were there what we would be doing is glancing at each other and those around us, and if not actually saying “what the fuck,” at the very least our stunned appearance would convey to the entire viewing audience that we consider what we just heard to be unconditionally moronic.

But no, what you see are normal people turning abnormal.  There is nothing about those attendees standing behind Trump that would indicate they find anything out of the ordinary in what he just said.  Just glazed looks of acceptance.  What is going on there?  Sure Trump lies all the time.  His lying during ambiguous political and social commentary that can’t be readily fact-checked is one thing.  But geezuz even the nine year old kids who were dragged to the event by moms and dads with questionably commendable parenting skills  know how to grocery shop.  I refuse to believe all those people are that stupid.

So are they brainwashed?  Is there something behind all the talk about gas-lighting?  What in the hell goes on at Fox News anyway?   Is there some kind of subliminal message Sean Hannity is surreptitiously transmitting?  Does Fox News broadcast via a secret wave length that is able to worm its way into the subconscious and gradually abduct the human mind?

I guess I don’t know what’s worse- stupidity or perverse psychological manipulation.  Whichever, it becomes even more perilous when people so afflicted are coerced into hostility.  Trump’s use of the term “fake news” has certainly  instilled vocal provocation in those attending his political gatherings.  However, calling the main stream media the “enemy of the people,” a phrase that normal people consider to be outrageous subterfuge,  somehow triggers people at a Trump rally to react in a very abnormal, extremely vitriolic manner.  For a frightfully long period of time it looked like CNN’s Jim Acosta might not get out of that arena in Tampa alive.  Trump rally attendees display their displeasure with hot dog vendor when he runs out of mustard

I know there are decent Trump supporters out there.  If you considerer yourself to be decent and normal, I encourage you to attend your local Trump rally, only please, do your best to shoulder your way through the crowd and position yourself directly in front of any television camera you happen to notice..  And then when the president of the United States says something incoherently implausible, maliciously insulting,  or blatantly incorrect, restore my faith in humanity and evoke all the normal powers within yourself and stay normal.  And for your own safety and well being, it wouldn’t hurt to wear a tin foil hat while watching Fox News.

 

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Irate Witches Suing President Trump

Citing defamation and discrimination statutes, the occult organization “World Order of Benevolent Witches” has filed a law suit against President Trump in district court today.  The plaintiffs allege that the constant use of the term “witch hunt”  by the president is slanderous and highly offensive to all the good witches who do nice things out there.  Glinda Jadis, the attorney representing the group and a witch herself, appeared vehemently vocal in her remarks to the press at the court house this afternoon.  “We’ve had it with this guy.  We have made repeated requests to stop all this nonsense.  He refuses to answer our phone calls or respond to official documents.  Litigation remains our only option.  We are sick and tired of this misinformed ignoramus lumping all witches into the same caldron.  There are many, many witches doing marvelous work casting magical spells for the good of mankind.  Our cause is just and we are confident the court will see it that way.”

When Ms. Jadis was asked if she had concerns about any of the good witches giving in to the temptation of casting an evil spell on the president, she replied that there was always that possibility.  “That thing when Trump slurred ‘God bless the United Sshchlates,’ during one of his speeches- well that might have been one of ours.   I can’t defend that.  I will tell you this.  There is no way in hell any witch in America  will ever again vote for Donald Trump.”

LEFT: Glinda Jadis holding a typical penetration fetish.  Jadis stated that she would not be surprised if one of her coven cohorts broke down and used the device for a nefarious purpose. 

Other blogs in the Witch Series are Trump Pleased With New Direction of Witch Hunt and FBI Nabs Coven of Witches  These are sure to please anyone with an interest in the occult.  My neighbor said he  read both and just couldn’t stop giggling, but in all honesty most who live around here have noticed he doesn’t do much of anything else.