Monthly Archives: February 2019

Ann Coulter Convinced President Trump is Involved in Drug Trafficking

Once a staunch supporter of President Trump, political conservative commentator Ann Counter  seems to have decided to sever any remaining connection she had with him this morning.  During a fiery Sirius Radio interview the pundit once again lambasted the president over his failure to deliver on his promise of a border wall, calling him an “idiot,” a “looser,” and a “ball-less shit-toter.”

But moments later Ms. Coulter took her criticism to a shockingly new level.  She said she is reasonably certain the president is involved in drug trafficking.  “All those illegal people he hires- what else could it be,” Coulter stated.   “He’s said time and time again all they know how to do is sneak drugs across the border, with a stop-over here and there to rape somebody.   Or murder someone.  Why in the world is he bringing all these horrible people over here to work for him?  I’m starting to believe what people keep saying. It’s all about the money as far as that piece of shit is concerned.  And pretty soon there goes the neighborhood, and never mind you better not go out alone at night, unless you want to score some heroin.  Mueller needs to stop wasting time dicking around with Russian entanglements and start digging around in our own back yard- like the White House Lawn.  No doubt President Numb-nuts  figures no one would ever think to look there for his buried treasure of coke.”

Ann Coulter is beside herself these days with grief and disappointment in the president

Tump Loves Illegals   and  

Trump’s Costa Rica Pipeline

 

 

 

The Very Dark Corner of the Trump Cabinet

I can not deny I have become numb to the endless stream of grifting and corruption that  flows through the administration of our sitting president.  The blatant unscrupulousness of many of Trump’s cabinet members would have crushed the reputation of any previous president.  But Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta surrounds Trump with a particular odorous stench.  Once again here we go with the obvious questions of how long will Acosta hang on to his job and of course how does the man who says he only hires the best defend the appointment of someone who is guilty of unprofessional conduct in defending a pedophile?

I won’t waste time with sordid details.  Just google Jeffrey Epstein.  You’ll be exposed to articles like this.  Jeffery Epstein Explained 

Here’s a Trump quote from a 2002 article in New York Magazine:

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York Magazine for a 2002 profile of Epstein. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

Trump, as well as Bill Clinton, associated with this creep.   The overriding question for me, once again,  is with all the baggage this president has why would he want to subject himself to the personal scrutiny that was bound to develop by running for president of the United States in the first place?  Here we are again with another head scratching example of that very history.  Is this another attempt to somehow cover up yet another scandal?   A normal president would have some explaining to do here.  But as we have seen, the Trump presidency is anything but normal.  What we can expect is more of the same- just another day at the Trump office.

 

 

 

SWAT Team Rescues Group of Terrified Mar-a-Lago Residents

This afternoon the Palm Beach police department’s SWAT unit stormed President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Resort in response to reports that a large group of people were being held hostage there.  Upon arrival, the police were informed there were about three dozen residents barricaded in one of the hotel’s dinning rooms.  When there was no response to law enforcement inquiries from anyone in that room, the door was breached with a battering ram.  Fortunately everyone inside was found to be unharmed.

According to the police, the situation developed after a resident spotted someone who resembled an “hispanic-looking person” exiting President Trump’s suite.  Word quickly spread that there were MS 13 gang members marauding through the building and soon an hysterical mob of panic stricken residents formed and for self protection they locked themselves in the dining hall.

Curious as to why everyone in the room was  clutching a kitchen utensil of some sort,  the police were informed that, rather than submit to the impending  torture and dismemberment at the hands of Guatemalan gang members, the group had planned a mass suicide.  “I think we got here just in the nick of time,” concluded SWAT team leader, captain Reggie Ringwald.

The person who initiated the panic was quickly apprehended.  Her name is Margarita Sanchez-Fuentes, President’ Trump’s housekeeper and an illegal immigrant.  She will be held for deportation, along with three other undocumented Trump employees discovered on the premises.  Many of the distraught residents seemed confused and voiced concern that the president of all people would hire illegals.  But all were exceedingly thankful no one in the Trump family had been savagely slaughtered.

  Former Trump Housekeeper and Undocumented Immigrant Margarita Sanchez-Fuentes (pictured) Could Serve a Six Month Jail Sentence for “Terroristic Threats  Against the  Emotionally Fragile”  Before Her Deportation

 

Trump’s Resort Hired Undocumented Workers

 

President Trump Has No Use for Intelligence

 

 

Trump Has No Use for Intelligence

In response to several media inquiries about the assessment and policy conflicts  he has had with various members of his intelligence community, President Trump stated emphatically that there was no place for intelligence in his administration.  “I have a huge, magnificent brain that knows lots of stuff.  My brain knows more about everything than anybody else’s brain.  I don’t want any kind of intelligence cluttering things up in there,” the president asserted.

 

 

VP Pence Sees Striking Similarities Between President Trump and St. Thomas Aquinas

During his address to the Evangelical Leaders Conference yesterday, Vice President Mike Pence reminded the attendees that it was St. Thomas Aquinas Day, and revealed that President Trump very much admires the saint. The vice president went on to say that it was obvious to him that    President Trump shares many of the holy man’s attributes.  “St. Thomas Aquinas was one of the most influential scholars of his time,” the vice president remarked.  “He spent most of his life  in constant reflection of prevailing thought and available documents to formulate his religious philosophy, much like the president does to fine tune his ideology.  I know for a fact President Trump spends hours studying his reflected image in any available flat object that is capable of reflection, and I have seen him drop everything so he can devote his full attention to any magazine cover that has his picture on it.”

Recalling the recent ingratiating comparison Vice President Pence made  on the eve of Martin Luther King Day between President Trump and the renowned civil rights leader, vice presidential aide Malcom Melvish suggested the nation might be in store for even more spectacular groveling and mystifying  puzzlement from the VP this upcoming President’s Day . VP Pence Compares Trump to MLK