Adding to a long list of his incredible areas of expertise, Preisdent Trump indicated he is certain he has all the knowlege necessary to perfomr brain surgery.  The surprisng information emerged during a conversation he was having with a despirate man who can’t afford an expensive surgical procedure.  The president  assured the man that because he once had a third cousin who was a brilliant veterinarian he could step up and remove his aggressive rhabdoid tumor and would be willing to do it free of charge after the gentelman voted for him in November.

This revelation came on the heels of the discloser that President Trump had an uncle who was an electrical engineer at MIT and somehow taught him all there is to know about microbiology. Microbiology Summa Cum Laude    When asked if she could clarify how critical  intuition through family association works, spokeswoman Kellyanne Conway explained that it is all just part of the president’s stable genius.  “The president just automatically knows it makes perfect sense to fire the entire Pandemic Response team and gut the EPA of all those unnecessary scientists when he knows so much about everythng.  Some of it’s hereditry and some of it is just natural ability.  The president is capable of doing anything he wants to,” Ms. Conway stated.  Something we are regretably becoming to understand.