February | 2023 | A Site for Sore Guys

A man has been expelled from a Minnesota fishing lodge for exagerating the size of the fish he supposedly caught. In speaking for the members of the lodge, Lars Oleson said the man texted a picture of himself holding a 28 inch walleye pike when in fact the fish was actually caught by another member of the lodge. Mr. Oleson stated that last summer when three of his group were headed out to fish on Winnifishkabob Lake, the man asked if he could come along. “He seemed like a nice enough fella,” Oleson said, “but he did have trouble keeping his name straight. First it was George something or ruther, then another time he said it was Anthony. I guess you could say that should have been a tip this guy wasn’t on the up and up. But in the past the lodge only had one rule- hot fishing holes are to be revealed to lodge members only. The rest doesn’t matter.” After agreeing to abide by this sacred rule, Oleson said Mr. George/Anthony was granted lodge membership.

Mr. Oleson said the only fish the new member caught that day was a walleye that wasn’t even 10 inches. “That he thought that fish was a keeper was a kind of mystery to the rest of us,” Oleson said. Then early this year the man in question appeared on social media holding a trophy walleye. “Anders let him hold the fish for a picture that day, but that was it. That was my friend Anders fish. I recognized the fish, and Anders for sure did. And then this guy shows up all over the place saying he caught the fish. So that’s the end of it. We kicked the guy out.”

In a related matter, the same man has been seen on vaious social media sites embellishing the size of his genitals. As a publc service warning, various photographs of the size-obsessed man in question are attatched. To confirm identification of the man, carefully examine the photo and look for residual markings of a sanded-off Louiseville Slugger trademark or telltail signs of tree bark removal.