During a signing fury of executive orders today President Trump created a new Trump Lovefest Department  and appointed the leader of the Proud Boys militant group, Enrique Tarrio,  to head it.  Merit Based Job Opportunity .  Stephen Miller, President Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff, said the president thought the last Trump Lovefest held at the Capitol Building seemed a bit unorganized, and he thinks it is  important to have someone at the top that is experienced in lovefesting to conduct the next Trump Lovefest.

After a quick ceremony the President made a brief statement. “Rick I know you’re right for the job, right for the country for that matter.  You got things moving along nicely on J6.  What a day, a beautiful day of love, love was, you saw it everywhere.  I’ve never seen so much love. Such a loving day now we just call it J6.  All you need is love, Right Ricky? Like your sun glasses by the way.  The lights! They are bright.  I might have to get me a pair of those.  So, keep the love flowing Ricky.  I know you’ll do a good job.”

President Trump shook hands with Mr. Tarrio, and Mr. Tarrio said it was an honior to serve the president and he appeciated the opportunity.   As a cost saving measure, he also said his affiliated lovefesters would supply the necessary accouterments typically used at the last Trump Lovefest. The president said he really appreciated that patriotic spirit, and as a thank you his administration would approve funding for an upgrade for the Trump Lovefest centerpiece.  When asked when the next Trump Lovefest would be taking place, President Trump said “We’ll have to wait and see.” He also said everyone should be sure and check out the new additions to the official Trump Store.

                                 

New Trump Store Merch                                   Prototype of Trump Lovefest Centerpiece Upgrade

 

Pete Hegseth’s Confirmation Hearing:  What we know- He is surrounded by multiple allegations of sexual misconduct and a rape accusation for which he paid off a woman as part of a non-disclosure agreement, and various other mysogynistic conduct that even his own mother condemned, has a long history of alcohol abuse, has made blatant anti-Islamic comments, and was forced to step down from leadership of two veterans organizations, racking up over  a 400K debt at one of them.  The man’s only job qualification seems to be emplyment with Fox News where he holds down the couch on the week end version of Fox and Friends, but is the man Trump has chosen to lead the storming the beaches of …

Greenland.  This country has lots of cool stuff- offshore oil, and under the frozen surface  a dreamscape of rare earth elements and prescious metals. And ice, lots and lots of ice.  Ice that is melting at an alarming rate, which creates all sorts of problems related to …

Climate change.  It’s in the news lately for all sorts of reasons, not the least of which are rising sea levels, altered ocean currents and weather patterns due to ice melt, but most prominently because of the California wild fires.   Apopalyptic destruction seems to always spur the best GOP climate deniers into action, but do all the finger pointing and pontificating  you want, lush vegetation growth spurred by floodwaters rapidly drying out under historically hot weather conditions creates enough fuel for an uncrontrollable inferno.  Throw in record breaking winds picking up speed blowing through canyons and downhill and you better get out of the way of what is forthcoming.  It is so Republican to politicize tragedy and threated to restrict emergency funding, but that’s what they do. What’s to stop  Democrats  from threatening to do the same to Louisiana or Florida or Iowa every time homes are rebuilt below sea level, in an historic hurricaine corridore, or a flood  plain? Common sense and compassion more than likely.  But the incoming administration is   poised to implement as much of their cruel Project 2025 as possible, and it includes reversing any regulations intended to protect the environment.  That has to resonate  alarmingly to people living in …

Greenland.  Besides the abundance of natural assets already mentioned, that territory has strict regulations that protect wildlife and the environment and stopped oil and gas exploration last year.  Greenlanders have free healthcare and a generous social security system.  With rumors of a government takeover by a country presided over by a convicted felon, sex offender and racist and with a legislative body that withholds disaster funding from its citizens unless they do exactly as they wish simply to score political points, I doubt if the people of Greenland will be standing around the office water cooler saying “Oh ya, give me some of that.”

 

 

 

Reminiscent of her involvement in the Republican Party’s abounding number of embarrassing impeachment resolution failures, GOP is Running out of People to Impeach  Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is demanding an investigation into the outcome of this year’s Sugar Bowl football game.  “There is no way Georgia could have lost to Notre Dame,” Greene stated when reached the day after the game.  “Georgia was ahead in the first quarter and then all of a sudden Notre Dame scored a bunch of points.  That doesn’t make sense.  There’s something fishey going on and people need to be held accountable.”

Just who should be investigated was something Greene did not make clear.  Specific individuals mentioned by Ms. Greene were the Black side-line referee, and both members of the chain crew, but other than pointing out the offending official was Black and the chain crew was often seen standing next to him, Greene didn’t reveal what other incriminating evidence she possesed.

She did say she had strong suspicions that illegal immigrants  If You Say It, They Will Believe  and the Catholic Church are involved in the alleged  cheating.   “The Sugar Bowl was postponed because of that truck driving terrorist in New Orleans,  and President Trump found out the guy was an illegal  immigrant.  The delay gave all the criminals extra time to make sure Notre Dame won the game.  And you know who was behind it?  The Catholic Church. They have all those leprechauns that can sneak around everywhere- locker rooms, behind the scoreboard, in the room where they inflate the footballs, they can slip in anywhere and you can bet they paid off a couple of referees at some point.  You wait.  It will eventually all come out.  The Pope and his leprechauns are just as bad as the Jews and their lazer beams  You’ll see.”

So, we will wait and see.