Reminiscent of her involvement in the Republican Party’s abounding number of embarrassing impeachment resolution failures, GOP is Running out of People to Impeach Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is demanding an investigation into the outcome of this year’s Sugar Bowl football game. “There is no way Georgia could have lost to Notre Dame,” Greene stated when reached the day after the game. “Georgia was ahead in the first quarter and then all of a sudden Notre Dame scored a bunch of points. That doesn’t make sense. There’s something fishey going on and people need to be held accountable.”
Just who should be investigated was something Greene did not make clear. Specific individuals mentioned by Ms. Greene were the Black side-line referee, and both members of the chain crew, but other than pointing out the offending official was Black and the chain crew was often seen standing next to him, Greene didn’t reveal what other incriminating evidence she possesed.
She did say she had strong suspicions that illegal immigrants If You Say It, They Will Believe and the Catholic Church are involved in the alleged cheating. “The Sugar Bowl was postponed because of that truck driving terrorist in New Orleans, and President Trump found out the guy was an illegal immigrant. The delay gave all the criminals extra time to make sure Notre Dame won the game. And you know who was behind it? The Catholic Church. They have all those leprechauns that can sneak around everywhere- locker rooms, behind the scoreboard, in the room where they inflate the footballs, they can slip in anywhere and you can bet they paid off a couple of referees at some point. You wait. It will eventually all come out. The Pope and his leprechauns are just as bad as the Jews and their lazer beams You’ll see.”
So, we will wait and see.