But “Do your job”? Holy Hosanna I’m glad I’m retired. I said that all the time while I was working. You should have seen some of the dip shits I had to deal with. The potted plants customers dropped off as an appreciative Christmas gift got more work done than some of
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them. If I had to pay a fine every time I said or wrote “Do your job”, I’d still be working just to pay off all the fines. Do you suppose consistent violators will get jail time? Of course I guess the only way you’ll get caught is if a New England Patriot is hanging around your place. But still. You better be careful. It would be just like Belichick to ferret out offenders with an army of roaming snitches. He was commanding officer during Spygate after all.
The whole thing just seems bazaar to me. Can you really trademark a language? I’m going to start checking into this, I’ll tell you that. I think I want to get in on the action, actually. I have a few choice phrases I could become very serious about owning. In fact, most of them would apply to how I feel about the New England Patriots right about now. I’m not going to tell you what they are. That way I have a better chance of suing you when I think you’re using them. I’ve been looking for a way to pull in some extra spending money now that I’m retired. I don’t know where you go to get one of these trademarks, but I bet I can find out with a Google search. I wonder if I get to stipulate the penalty for infringement? If I like you, you don’t have to worry. I won’t press charges. But if I ever catch a New England Patriot using any of my trademarked phrases, they are in a shit load of trouble. I think I have struck gold here. I can not tell you how many times my phrases have been bleeped out during a televised football game. And a word of caution. I’m pretty good at reading lips.