It has emerged that Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro is seriously considering President Trump’s recent offer to carpet bomb the Amazon Rain Forrest with state of the art incendiary explosives.  Though Bolosaro is renowned for rejecting any kind of foreign interference, it is widely known the two presidents have similar isolationist political agendas and mutually admire each other.  “I think President Trump’s intension is to create some sort of back fire to slow down all the wildfires going on, but if it doesn’t work out, all the better,”  Bolsonaro stated.

This latest proposal by President Trump to use military ordinance to mitigate natural disasters follows on the heels of his  recent suggestion to drop a nuclear bomb into the eye of hurricane Dorian.  “We have all these terrific bombs just laying around,” the president stated.  “Why not put them to good use?”  Asked if he was disappointed that his idea to nuke a hurricane was so universally rejected by his advisors, the president replied that that was a set back, but it was just  a matter of time before he had the “best people” in place who are in total agreement with his aggressive policy of bombing Mother Nature into submission.