It has emerged that White House custodian Johnnie Snakes has been in contact with members of the former president’s family to gauge their interest in procuring  the documents the former president flushed down the toilets on the second floor of the building.  A reporter familiar with this story  revealed that Mr. Snakes offered his material to the National Archives previously, but strict health and sanitation restrictions prevented that exchange.

When asked if there was anything readable on the executive papers in his possession, Mr. Snakes said that after drying everything with a hair dryer it was surprising how much information was discernible, and if you look carefully you can see words like “class”  and “top.”  He explained that with the National Archives out of the picture he thought the Trump’s might be intersted in preserving the documents in the Donald Trump Presidential Library.

It was confirmed that Eric Trump did have a conversation with Mr. Snakes, and seemed interested in the offer.  It is well known that other than a copy of “The Art of the Deal” and any magazine with the former president’s picture on it there is little in the way of printed matter that former President Trump is enthusiasitic about.  Though the extracted papers are unusually attenuated, Eric  thought they still had relevance, but felt obligated to run the idea by the rest of the family.

In the meantime, Mr. Snakes is anxious to be relieved of his extrications.  Since he is unsure of its improtance, he has felt a responsibility to secure the material.  “No one in the White House could tell me what to do with this stuff,” he said.  “I had it all in my house at first, but it stinks so bad I moved it all out to the garage.  I am really hoping the Trumps have a use for it.  I spent a fortune on Fabreze and it’s in every corner of the garage, but it just isn’t cutting it anymore.