Incensed that people other than immediate family members are profiting from images of the former president’s recent mug shot, Donald Trump Junior issued a stern warning that he might take legal action should he deem it necessary. “Everyone knows grifting is ingrained as a family trademark of ours,” Junior stated. “No one does it better. But Dad get’s a mug shot and all of a sudden everyone is cashing in. You want a cheap imitation? Go ahead. Take your chances. But without our approval you might end up in court.”
Junior went on to point out that the genuine article was only available at his web site. He also reeled off a list of merchandise shoppers can exclusivley purchase from him. As a final enticement, he declared that with every purchase of merchandise imprinted with the infamous mug shot, he is giving away a Trump Gold Card for free with every donation of $50.00 or more.