In appreciation of the sales  response to the apportionment of his “mug shot suit,” Transendental Grifting ,  former president Trump has benevolently decided that such overwhelming gullibility should be rewarded.  “It’s totally unfair that my beautiful suit can only be shared by so few people,” the ex president said.  “So, soon, very soon, there will be a lot more of my fantastic shredded clothing out there for our great American patriots to enjoy.”

Upcoming garment scraps that are scheduled to be offered are of the suit Mr. Trump wore while inciting an insurrection on January 6th, the slacks he wore while instructing Mar-a-Lago empolyees where  to hide classified documents, the white shirt he wore during his intimidating phone call to Georgia Secretary of State Raffensberger, the yellow polo shirt he wore posing with a porn star while his wife was in the hospital recovering from the birth of his youngest son, and the special trousers that did its best to constrain his erection during his sexual assault of  E. Jean Carroll.

Included will be an interesting specialty  contribution. With a purchase of a slice of Mr. Trump’s chic transparent tennis shorts, as a bonus you will receive a small wedge of the  priceless underpants he likes to pair with that novel apparel.

Looking forward, should Mr. Trump get elected once again, you can count on him to avail the general public to free, small snippets of a shredded U.S. Constitution-  for a contribution to his 2028 “President Forever” campaign, of coiurse.

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