The National Rifle Association likes what it sees in Georgia Republican senate candidate Hershel Walker.  Though leadership of the organization at first thought it unusual that someone who held a gun to his wife’s head would be an acceptable political candidate for the U.S. Senate, spokesperson Amond “Ammo” Westfall stated that it is obvious the Republican party is aware how popular guns are in America, and Mr. Walker is the perfect agent to champion second ammendment causes.

When asked if he had any personal reservations about the danger Mr. Walker’s wife would be in with a gun pointed at her head, Mr. Westfall replied that he had no concerns.  “I’m certain Mr. Walker had the safety engaged on the pistol, and otherwise was following appropriate gun safety protocol.  This is a very intelligent man who received a degree from the University of Georgia, graduated in the top ten percent in his class, was an FBI agent, and ran a successful food distribution company that employed 800 people. Alternative Facts Party’s Most Viable Candidate  I’m sure Mr. Walker is perfectly capable of understanding the proper way to point a gun at his wife’s head.”

Florida Senator Rick Scott, who is Chairman of the Republican Senatorial Committee, was asked if he had any qualms about the Georgia Republican senate candidate.  Scott indicated he had no apprehensions, and that Mr. Walker represents the kind of forward thinking  the party needs.  “It’s a new time and our party will adapt to a new direction,” said Scott.   “Hershel interjects some unique inventiveness.  In fact we are becoming the party of innovation, in what we say and do, and certainly we can debate whether holding a gun to your wife’s head is appopriate.  But as long as it’s done properly I’m sure many of our voters out there consider it conventional.