Citing defamation and discrimination statutes, the occult organization “World Order of Benevolent Witches” has filed a law suit against President Trump in district court today.  The plaintiffs allege that the constant use of the term “witch hunt”  by the president is slanderous and highly offensive to all the good witches who do nice things out there.  Glinda Jadis, the attorney representing the group and a witch herself, appeared vehemently vocal in her remarks to the press at the court house this afternoon.  “We’ve had it with this guy.  We have made repeated requests to stop all this nonsense.  He refuses to answer our phone calls or respond to official documents.  Litigation remains our only option.  We are sick and tired of this misinformed ignoramus lumping all witches into the same caldron.  There are many, many witches doing marvelous work casting magical spells for the good of mankind.  Our cause is just and we are confident the court will see it that way.”

When Ms. Jadis was asked if she had concerns about any of the good witches giving in to the temptation of casting an evil spell on the president, she replied that there was always that possibility.  “That thing when Trump slurred ‘God bless the United Sshchlates,’ during one of his speeches- well that might have been one of ours.   I can’t defend that.  I will tell you this.  There is no way in hell any witch in America  will ever again vote for Donald Trump.”

LEFT: Glinda Jadis holding a typical penetration fetish.  Jadis stated that she would not be surprised if one of her coven cohorts broke down and used the device for a nefarious purpose. 

Other blogs in the Witch Series are Trump Pleased With New Direction of Witch Hunt and FBI Nabs Coven of Witches  These are sure to please anyone with an interest in the occult.  My neighbor said he  read both and just couldn’t stop giggling, but in all honesty most who live around here have noticed he doesn’t do much of anything else.