At a news conference today presidential spokesperson Kellyanne Conway made it clear that Atorney General William Barr’s latest explanation of the Mueller report will go a long way to help a lot of people decide if they should ask their neighbor to explain what is going on.  When a reporter inquired if the second Barr letter would be enough to  convince the president to stop lying about being completely exonerated by the Mueller report, Ms. Conway indignantly reprimanded him for disrespecting both the president and the attorney general.  Ms. Conway reminded everyone that the premier attorney of the United States was hand-picked by President Trump and it should be apparent to anyone in possession of a right-thinking brain that he now has the authority to do whatever he wishes.

A press pool reporter quickly seized upon that comment.  Aware of reports of mothers across the land who felt compelled to wash their offspring’s ears out with soap after hearing the president and his eldest son rip off several lines of profanity during a recent campaign rally,  he asked Ms Conway if that would be something the public should expect from the Trump family going forward.  She replied that was just locker-room talk and is done only when the president is on national TV and there are no lockers around.

In a related matter, Representatives Devin Nunes and Michael Conaway  are said to be meeting with AG Barr later this afternoon.  Since the attorney general’s second explanation of the Mueller Report left the two congressmen a bit confused about what was actually elucidated in the first, they are hopeful AG Barr can conjure up another edition of the Barr report about the Barr report of the Mueller report that will explain to the country why they should not feel obligated to ask Representative Adam Schiff to unresign his chairmanship of the House Intelligence Committee. GOP Demands Schiff’s Resignation

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