From all appearances President Trump’s ongoing feud with the media is not about to subside anytime soon.  Controversy erupted this afternoon after the president released a tweet questioning the crowd size at the Pancake House where he was eating.

President Trump Appreciates the Impressive Service Rendered by Pancake House Employee Bambi

A film crew from local station KCON happened to be in the area and shot video of the president having breakfast.  When he watched the clip during KCON’s noon news broadcast, he apparently took exception to what he perceived as a sparse crowd in the background, and immediately sent this tweet:  “Dishonest media at it again.  Pancake House was packed!  Obvious editing hack job!!  So Sad!!!”

When asked for specifics, presidential spokesperson Keilyanne Conway stated the president was simply concerned that the media had altered things to make it appear that the crowd this morning was  much smaller than the crowd televised last week at the Jimmy’s Egg where former president Obama ate his breakfast omelet.   “The president is just sick and tired of everyone always saying his crowds and other stuff are so small.  It’s time the media started reporting accurate alternative facts,” Ms. Conway stridently suggested.

In related news, after the CEO of Pancake House promised President Trump he would hire more waitresses like Bambi, company stock gained 5 points. In anticipation of presidential retaliatory measures, Jimmy’s Egg investors unloaded corporate shares in a huge afternoon sell-off.

   Separately, there is a really good article about fake news HERE