During a signing fury of executive orders today President Trump created a new Trump Lovefest Department  and appointed the leader of the Proud Boys militant group, Enrique Tarrio,  to head it.  Merit Based Job Opportunity .  Stephen Miller, President Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff, said the president thought the last Trump Lovefest held at the Capitol Building seemed a bit unorganized, and he thinks it is  important to have someone at the top that is experienced in lovefesting to conduct the next Trump Lovefest.

After a quick ceremony the President made a brief statement. “Rick I know you’re right for the job, right for the country for that matter.  You got things moving along nicely on J6.  What a day, a beautiful day of love, love was, you saw it everywhere.  I’ve never seen so much love. Such a loving day now we just call it J6.  All you need is love, Right Ricky? Like your sun glasses by the way.  The lights! They are bright.  I might have to get me a pair of those.  So, keep the love flowing Ricky.  I know you’ll do a good job.”

President Trump shook hands with Mr. Tarrio, and Mr. Tarrio said it was an honior to serve the president and he appeciated the opportunity.   As a cost saving measure, he also said his affiliated lovefesters would supply the necessary accouterments typically used at the last Trump Lovefest. The president said he really appreciated that patriotic spirit, and as a thank you his administration would approve funding for an upgrade for the Trump Lovefest centerpiece.  When asked when the next Trump Lovefest would be taking place, President Trump said “We’ll have to wait and see.” He also said everyone should be sure and check out the new additions to the official Trump Store.

                                 

New Trump Store Merch                                   Prototype of Trump Lovefest Centerpiece Upgrade