Rudy Giuliani, newly appointed defense attorney for infamous serial killer David Berkowitz, told Fox News reporter Jason “Fig” Newton he will have the Berkowitz convictions overturned in 30 days.  Known more widely as “Son of Sam,” Berkowitz admitted to killing six people in New York City in the mid 1970’s and is serving six consecutive life sentences for the crimes.  When asked what kind of exculpatory evidence he has to present,  Mr. Giuliani said he was certain his “facts are in the eye of the beholder” defense was a “slam dunk”.  Behold the eyes of Rudy Giuliani  “The guy got a raw deal.” Giuliani stated.  “Sure he said he committed those murders, but at first, right when he got caught, I bet he said he did not commit those murders.  So which story are you going to believe?  And there are a lot of other people out there that if you asked them if they shot any of these victims, they’ll tell you no.   So, you round up 50 people, and they all tell you they never shot anyone?  If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.  50 people in the United States of American and not one of them ever shot anybody?   Come on!   Who are you going to believe?  Who are you really going to believe?”

Speaking from his prison cell during a short interview with Fox’s Newton, Berkowitz said he was ecstatic to have Mr. Giuliani in his corner.  “I have to say I’m a bit dumbfounded, but I guess that’s how the law works nowadays.  I mean Mr. Giuliani would know, right?  Believe me if this works out I have more than a dozen referrals living in this very building I can hand off to Rudy.”

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