After alerting the nation to heretofore unknown governmental storage problems The Emperor’s Emporium    Florida Senator Marco Rubio stated today that he strongly supports storing classified documents in public libraries to aleviate the situation.  Rubio mentioned he got the idea from the Trump legal team.  “When I heard his attorney liken those ten thousand pages of documents that were being stored in every crack and crevice at Mar a Lago to an overdue library book, it dawned on me that public libraries are the perfect solution  to Washington’s overburdned storage system,” Rubio stated.

When asked if his proposal was even feasable with all the extra security that would have to be implemented, Rubio seemed unconcerned.  Reiterating his previous statement that storing top secret documents at a beach resort is no big deal, Rubio went on to say that libraries are already accomplished when it comes to storing printed matter, and  librarians could be brought up to speed in no time.  He did mention that he doesn’t personally know any city librarians, but said one of his chlldren once went to their local library and had a very pleasent experience with Ms. Munger, the head librarian.

In a phone call with  Ms. Munger (pictured) she said she didn’t see a problem storing the nuclear secrets of various nation states, but she seemed fearful the presence of printed details of the sexual escapades of foreign leaders on her shelves would likely ruffle the feathers of many Florida parents and create chaos at local school board meetings.