The confusing details of President Trump’s march to St Johns church are finally coming into a sharper  focus.  In an interview with press secretary  Kayleigh McEnany, she explained that the whole event was just the president’s idea for a campaign kick start.  With plenty of time for reflection during his seclusion in the White House bunker, he remembered how successful his 2016 escalator decent had been and thought  the cheering crowd accross the street in Lafayette Park offered a promising campaign opportunity. Son in law Jared agreed and he quickly proposed the idea of substituting the elevator with a presidential entrance invovling fireworks, horses, and a glorius appearance through a gradually lifting veil of heavenly clouds.

Ms. McEneny said there were still details to work out, but the Bible the president was holding is simply part of the campaign package.  This year, with the purchase of a MAGA hat and tee at www.makeamericagreatagain, the president is throwing in a Bible.  Everyone in attendance inside the bunker praised the president for his perceptive genius and assured him that true Americans were bound to be overwhelmed by such a patriotic AND spiritual gesture.

When Ms. McEneny was asked to give her opinion of just how effective the Bible affair had been, she reported that everyone she knew considered it to be a resounding success.  “I saw  people who litterally had tears in their eyes, and I heard several people say the whole event took their breath away and many were all choked up,” she said pointedly.