Just a few days after proclaiming English as the official language of the United States, President Trump has changed his mind and decided Russian will be his choice going forward.  The modification is yet another example of the president’s  implementation of his plan to think on the fly during his second administration.  Confusing vacillations on tariffs, firing then rehiring federal employees, cutting off and then reinstating funds for federal agencies, on then off then on again with military and intelligence aid to Ukraine, are examples of his current approach to governing, a stategy you would typically recognize if you are the caretaker of someone with advanced dementia.  And one must not forget his signature volte-face.  After campaigning on the promise to lower food prices on day one of his presidency, by day 45 he decided that a more satisfying experience for the country’s citizens would be to reward them  with “a little bit of pain.” The Big Waffle

It has emerged that there are a couple of recent decisions the president plans to flip-flop on in the next few days. He has decided to rescind his posthumous pardon of baseball legend Pete Rose after he found out about all the bases he stole.  And he has soured on his support of the proposed Trump/Gaza revitalization plan since he learned the golden statue of his image was only eight stories tall.  Now We Know Why Trump Inspected Fort Knox

“Melania!  Help me find my house keys!”