It has emerged that local television personality, Marge McMuffin, is being sued by President- Elect Trump. Ms. McMuffin, who hosts a weekly baking show on channel 5, said she is totally confused, and the court summons even has Bob Crenshaw, the attorney she has hired to defend her, perplexed. “As I understand it, the issue revolves around chocolate cake,” Crenshaw realted. “Apparently on one episode of Marge’s cooking show, she baked a chocolate cake, and made a comment that was something to the effect that it was better than any you can get at Mar-a Lago. If I am reading the paperwork correctly, Mr. Trump believes this is a defamation of cake complaint.”
Amazingly, it seems Crenshaw’s analysis is correct. When asked about the case, Mr. Trump adamantly defended his cake. “There is no way there is any chocolate cake that is better than the one they make here at Mar-a-Lago,” Trump said. It’s the best, most beautiful cake, and everyone says they’ve never tasted anything like it. People can’t just go around saying things that aren’t true. I have no choice but to sue. It’s expensive, but i have to do it. I can’t believe the Justice Department isn’t looking into this, but that’s something I will definatley be addressing when I am in office. The days of treating me unfairly will finally end.”
In a realted incident, Chanel 5 weekend newscaster Wolfe Fetcher was found dead in a gruesome heap directly below his 9th story appartment balcony. A distraught Ms. McMuffin, beside herself with grief, said Fetcher was a cherished friend and she was grateful for his insight and support. “Going on air and stating this lawsuit business was the dumbest thing he ever heard of really meant a lot to me,” she said.
Ms. McMuffin seen here collecting items for her lobster bake
City coroner Shelly Evens is certain there was no foul play involved in the death of Wolfe Fetcher