Fox News commentator and America’s festering carbuncle was rushed to an area hospital after collapsing on the floor of the Fox News editing room. The attending physician, Dr. Charles Smyth, said it appeared Mr. Carlson suffered a mild intercranial hematoma, possibly caused by excessive mental exertion. “The other person in the editing room said Carlson did not suffer any physical trauma. He was just standing there staring at the editing screen, and suddenly collapsed in a limp heap and pool of sweat,” the doctor related.
During a phone consult, prominent New York psychiatrist Dr. Winston Schrinck indicated Carlson’s episode was more than likely emotionally triggered. A Couple of Demonic Forces “When someone is under immense stress, like suddenly being exposed intercontinently as a pernicious liar and journalistic prostitute, particularly when that person is a public figure with a large audience, the mind quite often will suddenly slam on the brakes so to speak and pop a blood vessel. I would suspect staring at January 6th tapes was the last thing this patient should be confronted with under the circumstances,” Dr. Schrinck stated. The Tab for Selling Your Soul
When asked what he would predict in the way of a prognosis, Dr. Schrinck was very optimistic. “Someone like Mr. Carlson with no attachment to any kind of moral or ethical anchoring should expect a full recovery.” The doctor went on to explain how shifting between fact and fiction takes its toll on the human brain. “People must understand the complexity here,” Dr. Schrinck said. “You have a man who invested all this time and effort in creating a completly different reality for a huge segment of society, and then kept tweeking the fabrication night after night. And this wasn’t just some insignificant trolling. This concocted version of factual events kept the hopes of all those dreaming of crushing democracy alive. Can you imagine the pressure? But all the while he is fully aware of the truth.”
According to the doctor, the real problem for Carlson occurred when he started reviewing the January 6th tapes. Since he was so involved with make-believe, yet recently outed as completely cognizant of fact himself, what is he to do with those tapes? Does he go ahead and keep promoting his make believe world and alter the tapes, thereby solidifiying the adoration of his viewers. Or does he confront the truth and risk destroying the trust of the Fox viewing empire. Dr. Schrinck proposed this conundrum created a mind bending conflict for Carlson and is what caused his vascular episode.
Addressing recovery specifically, the doctor said he expects Carlson to be able to convalesce completey within a day or two. “An accomplished liar becomes so attracted to the whole concept of lying that it just becomes second nature. During hypnotic consciousness a person who has developed a propencity for lying like Carlson will subconciously daydream about lying. Dreams of lying become so vivid it is quite often comparable to having an orgasm. I suspect Carlson will be his old self and lying like crazy very soon because that is the path that gives him pleasure. Should he unfortunately falter and not produce the economic results Fox News expects, the company appears to have a very strong bench of liars on hand who are adequately equiped for replacement.